Weekend Caption Competition

[Tony Griffiths]

Weekend Caption Competition

[Mike Costigan]

I don't need any more toilet rolls this week, thank you; have you got any cans of petrol?

[John Cornforth]

Are you sure you need a spare cylinder block for a quick trip to the village ?

[Howard Wright]

Here is some food….It looks like you need feeding up

Oh thank you. I’m a little short this week.

Cheers

Howard

[Duncan Grimmond]

That's a large package you have there James, are you sure it will go in?
I've never had trouble with it before Ma'am

[Bob Culver]

"I'm sorry miss. Master Algernon has met a young lady who drives a Lagonda. He has instructed me to return your love letters"

The advert is very clever.it is implied the lady lives there but the gate is not open.
Reminiscent of American ads of early 20s for the more exotic makes of which there were several, all soon defunct.

[Peter Naulls]

Hmm, Mosely Float On Air cushions, do you really think they're going to fit in the Chummy seats?

[Russlin]

This is my new car - it was either sell the house or the Rolls, so I kept the house.

[Steve kay]

You asked for hundredweights of sandbags in the back, ma’am, but is the middle of the summer not a most unusual time of year for trialling?

I’m not going trialling, Braithwaite, but I fear Lancelot might be about to have an unfortunate accident whilst punting round the moat.

[phillips]

Hello, is that the programs for the centenary rally? SP