Tales of the salesman

[Reckless Rat]

I really don't like car shows. A part from the numpties from the silly question squad, you really daren't turn your back on the car for a minute or some daft parent will let their kid stand on the running board so they can gawp at it or an anorak will distract you while his mate tries to nick something removable from the car. I have even thought about wiring the car up to a current generator for an electric fence to stop them wiping their greasy hands all over it.

I hate people. I just like to drive my car. My run to Santiago was brill. 8 days of peace & quiet (apart from the din inside the car)

Bah Humbug!