Do they think we are all stupid?

[Steve kay]

Now that looks good. Ropes and lines all as they should be, a suitable angle visible behind the counter, no one pretending to steer Brighton, you and your gang obviously know how to do it properly. Short pipe on as you're running empty though that might not be nessecary to get under Acton Bridge. I see you are fortunate enough to be spared a Chip Fryer, is that a JP2 or a National? Pity that there's no chance of a Seven gang meeting to talk about proper boating, though if the Cheshire Constabulary saw a bunch of old chaps with polished windlasses in the back of their belts shufling towards a cut side pub they'd decide to look the other way!