We were out in out Austin 7 when we came to a fork in the road. I wanted to go left, she wanted to go right. So we compromised and went right.

 

 

The driver - "What do you think of these little things"?

The passenger "Make topping ash trays"

 

 

Just a couple of refinements to help cope with modern traffic conditions

 

Well you did say, "give it a good hard swing, Guv "