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Some entertaining amusing & hilarious adverts
#1
Wink 
Seen this advert in Classic Cars weekly

A one owner example for the last 19 years, has the most delicious dealer service history, only 5,200 miles per annum from new, been a member of the Volvo Owners Club for a number of years.

The same dealer

A one owner garaged kept example for the last 20 years, yes a one owner example for the last 20 years, has the most wonderful & beautifully delicious Volvo dealer service history, been in the Volvo owners Club for a number of years.
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#2
The best one I saw was in the personal ads which read

54year old blonde divorcee. Loves cinema, meals out, walking and cross words" . Immediate thought was "There's your problem"!!
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#3
Morning all. An advert which apparently appeared in a farming magazine - 'Wife wanted, must be able to cook, clean and milk, muck trailer also wanted - send photo of trailer'.

regards from the creative county - Staffordshire

Stuart
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#4
In a similar vein:

A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2019 six nations Wales v England Executive box seats. He’s paid £500 each but he didn't realise last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at St. Catherine’s Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Molly she's 5'7” about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

(credit Simon Rooney)
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